It’s official, I am riding on the crazy train! Ozzy Osbourne is the conductor and I am holding on for dear life to the caboose. The Monticelloman Olympic Triathlon is a little over two months away and I am starting from SCRATCH with my swimming. Yes, you read that correctly, I am starting from scratch. The first time I met with my swim coach she asked me to swim down the lane. After she saw my interpretation of swimming, she decided that I should start with the basics. After doing a few laps of drills, I decided I needed to tell her that I had signed up for the Monticelloman Olympic. So I took a break and told her. She looked at me, started laughing, and said, “We have a lot of work to do.” Surprisingly I felt relieved. I just knew she was going to tell me I wouldn’t be able to do the race. So here I am behind the 8 ball. I would be lying if I said I wasn’t concerned about not finishing the swim portio...